I just shot a daddy long legs with a Nerf gun.
"Looks like this spider has reached..."
*Puts on sunglasses*
"The last leg in his long journey..."
YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
Okay, you're lucky I checked this now, and not at around 1AM tomorrow morning during my nightly "stay up till 4AM on the internet" binges. I'm rather glad I didn't wake up the family, considering my sister is already sizing up which knife is the best to slice through fatty meat with... =P
But damn, that was freaking funny.
Also: Hate the show, love the meme.
I mean really, how unprofessional is it to make a witty one-liner at a crime scene while standing over a corpse (Or what's left of a corpse more often than not), in full earshot of other officers? Can you say "Disciplinary action, indefinite unpaid leave, lynch mob at your home"?
I more hate the show because nothing they do has any basis in reality. Kids are going into forensics hoping to work in a glass and stainless steel mansion without any lighting and have DNA results produced by their laptops in eighteen seconds. Then they get into real life and they work in a concrete basement with way-too-harsh bright lights and all they do all day is do paperwork as they wait sixteen months for the central lab in the state capitol to BEGIN the several-month process of doing DNA analysis.
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I'm kinda surprised, and happy, how smooth it all happened too. I was playing with my cousins, and I had the Nerf gun in my hand, and the sunglasses in my pocket. My littler cousin screamed because of the spider; that's when it all went down.