Why did the farmer throw up when he took a bite of his cold cereal with milk?
Because his son can't remember how many udders cows have.
lol that doesn't even make much sense - Cows with udders dont have anything else to pull on, they're all female
well maybe someone confused the cow with a bull for the joke.
Why does a milking stool have only three legs?
Because the cow has the udder.
What kind of milk comes from a forgetful cow?
Milk of Amnesia
What was the bull doing in the pasture with his eyes closed?
Bull-dozin
Where do Russians get their milk?
From Mos-cows
What do call a cow that has just had a calf?
Decalfenated
Why did the cow wear a bell around her neck?
Because her horn didn't work
Did you hear that NASA recently launched a bunch of Holsteins into low Earth orbit?
They called it the Herd Shot 'Round The World!