*uses my magick to turn the humble cooking flame into an instant unquenchable inferno, charring the meat black in but a moment, then proceeds to throw the heads of every member of the expedition team in front of the fire clear for the human to see.*
You are trespassing upon the land my people have protected for centuries, state your business so that you may be judged by a jury of my tribe, walk back to where you came from, or die. Your human weapons have never bested me before, and though your friends came close to entertaining me before I took their heads, I daresay it was only because I had to keep track of several humans, and you're but a single ape with nowhere to run except home.
And you say we're ruining all the fun
*bends space and time to restore everything*
*checks watch*
I think the deer is done.
[Edited for Grammar]
[Edited by Rise_Against, 8/7/2010 3:01:20 PM]
Hey, you guys ruin my fun, I'll ruin yours. Nothing personal, just an eye for an eye.
*stabs RA in the left eye and then strings up the flayed and mutilated corpses of his team around the fire before dashing off with the tender and perfectly cooked venison*
Real mature
*leaves thread*