niteterror2k7 posted on Aug 03, 2010 6:31:56 AM - Report post
Two peanuts walked into a bar, one was a-salted.
A man walks into a bar - Ouch!
Two fish are swimming in a river and hit a concrete wall. One says to the other one, dam!
Two fish are in a tank, one says to the other, how do you drive this thing?
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shafir posted on Aug 07, 2010 8:51:38 PM - Report post
knock2
whose there
tooth
tooth who
Spoiler:
tooth or dare
Been away from chu for way to long! how are you guys! ya boy is BACK
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yosup posted on Aug 08, 2010 1:32:45 AM - Report post
A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. The barman asks "Why the long face?" To which the horse replies "My son was just diagnosed with cancer."
A man walks into a dentist's office and the dentist asks "What seems to be the problem?" The man replies "I think I'm a moth." To which the dentist asks "Then why did you come here?" The man replies "The light was on."
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Keep your eyes in the clouds, your feet on the ground, and dance to the drums of your own song.
BADASS
yosup posted on Aug 08, 2010 1:33:17 AM - Report post
Also,
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
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Keep your eyes in the clouds, your feet on the ground, and dance to the drums of your own song.
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Shibby posted on Aug 09, 2010 4:28:18 AM - Report post
A man got his son a iPhone for his birthday the other week, and recently got his Daughter a iPod for hers, and was really happy when the family clubbed together and bought him an iPad for father’s day. He then got his wife a iRon for her Birthday, it was around then the fight started......
Shibby __/--
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nailan posted on Aug 09, 2010 5:46:57 PM - Report post
Judge- We are sorry Mr. mouse. After extensive testing we found no proof, that Minnie is insane. We cannot grant you a divorce.
Micky Mouse- I didn't say she was insane I said she was F***ing Goofy.
Man's enemies are not demons, but human beings like himself
Nature is not human hearted
Knowing others is intelligence; knowing yourself is true wisdom. Mastering others is strength; mastering yourself is true power
To see things in the seed, that is genius
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shafir posted on Aug 10, 2010 4:42:29 AM - Report post
boy werewolf: u hate my teachers guts. mom werewolf: you dont have to eat it. just eat around it.
Been away from chu for way to long! how are you guys! ya boy is BACK