Doctor says to man '' I'm afraid your wife has been in a terrible accident. She is currently in a vegetative state and it will be your duty to take care of her , feed her and provide for her.
Man replies '' OH MY GOD !!! ''.
Doctor says '' Nah , I'm just kidding , she's dead.
Guys, these aren't funny...
Except for Fault and Shibby's, theirs made me smile.
But the rest of you should not be allowed to tell jokes ever again.
Stop complaining and tell one then >_>
How do you wind up a female archaeologist?
Give her a used tampon and ask what period it is from