A student was looking at a monkey sitting on a tree outside his classroom. The teacher on seeing this said: "Why are you looking at the monkey when I am here?".
HG this post is spam but seriously...
What do Cows do on weekends?
GO TO THE MOOOOVIES!
lol what a good joke
also
The doctor says, "I have some good news and some bad news."
The man says, "OK, give me the good news first."
The doctor says, "The good news is, you have 24 hours to live."
The man replies, "Oh no! If that's the good news, then what's the bad news?"
The doctor says, "The bad news is, I forgot to call you yesterday."
[Edited by darkone112, 7/8/2010 4:10:01 PM]