Foxxie-kun posted on May 09, 2010 11:15:32 PM - Report post
Yo mama so drunk and stupid that when a cop pulled her over she got out notes for her sobriety test!
Actually not that odd, I can't say the alphabet backwards without a cheat sheet either...
Yo.
CRAHSYSTOR
AdmiralThrawn posted on May 09, 2010 11:38:18 PM - Report post
Say the what now?
Yo mama so stupid she tried to alphabetize a bag of M&M's.
Yo mama so ugly she tried to grab the remote and it jumped off the couch.
Yo mama's so old, when I told her 'act your own age', she died.
Yo mama's so fat, when you were born, they had to send out a search party to find you.
Yo mama's so fat the last time she saw 90210 was when she stood on the bathroom scale.
/--\ Keep Calm And Throw a blanket over it
Ten minutes of entertainment, crammed into three hours.
EVIL GENIUS
Whiskeysoaked posted on May 10, 2010 12:13:53 AM - Report post
Yo Mama is caught-potato, she sits on the Television and watches the sofa.
[Edited by Evanscense, 5/10/2010 12:14:07 AM]
I listen not to sympathy Whilst ruler of this land Withdraw your feeble aches and moans Or suffer smite from this my hand.
ELITE
latios_power posted on May 10, 2010 7:52:09 AM - Report post
Yo mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out
~King of Dark~ â™®C.0.Wâ™® My Past has determined your future My torrential pain will be your unspeakable suffering Your days are numbered Don't fear the end Pray for it and unlike your own mortality My thirst for vengeance WILL NEVER DIE
[Married to Raha <3]
E'LIR
ZS posted on May 10, 2010 11:32:50 AM - Report post
Yo mama is so hairy, the only language she speaks is wookie.. Meet The Spartans FTW.
For Macaragge.
INACTIVE
ArchDuke posted on May 10, 2010 11:33:39 AM - Report post
quote:
originally posted by latios_power
Yo mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out
Lol.
This wins IMO.
[Edited by ArchDuke, 5/10/2010 11:33:50 AM]
VETERAN
Foxxie-kun posted on May 10, 2010 12:34:07 PM - Report post
Yo mama so hairy they filmed gorillas of the mist in her shower!
Yo.
ELITE
armedman posted on May 10, 2010 12:55:50 PM - Report post
yo mama so stupid she almost died calling the operator to ask for the number to 911.
[Edited by armedman, 5/10/2010 12:56:39 PM]
but who are you kidding? ay who are you lying to? you know if they want you best believe they will find you...
"Do not pray for easy lives. Pray to be stronger men." JFK
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