Whiskeysoaked posted on May 09, 2010 5:14:30 AM - Report post
Please yourself try to make one, not copy and past from other sites.
I listen not to sympathy Whilst ruler of this land Withdraw your feeble aches and moans Or suffer smite from this my hand.
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Degari posted on May 09, 2010 5:34:04 AM - Report post
Yo mamma's so fat, the earth is currently tilting at an extremely dangerous angle, threatening to knock us out of orbit and swing towards the sun, burning up whilst the entire human population die in a hundred horrible ways along the way.
[Edited by Degari, 5/9/2010 5:35:15 AM]
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armedman posted on May 09, 2010 7:03:41 AM - Report post
Yo mama soooo old/fat and nasty that one day she was just sitting around and she farted, her butt-checks collided, creating the universe...later that day she fell down and wiped out all the Dinosaurs.
[Edited by armedman, 5/9/2010 7:06:00 AM]
but who are you kidding? ay who are you lying to? you know if they want you best believe they will find you...
"Do not pray for easy lives. Pray to be stronger men." JFK
Armedman is the 1st King Of All Losers !Always up to chat just PM me! d--~_~--bd~-_-~b d-^_^-b KennyDude
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latios_power posted on May 09, 2010 9:46:22 AM - Report post
Your mama so ugly, that putting her picture on the dollar bill will cause hyper inflation.
idk if all of you will get this one I just came up with it >_>
~King of Dark~ â™®C.0.Wâ™® My Past has determined your future My torrential pain will be your unspeakable suffering Your days are numbered Don't fear the end Pray for it and unlike your own mortality My thirst for vengeance WILL NEVER DIE
[Married to Raha <3]
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nimbledude posted on May 09, 2010 10:31:30 AM - Report post
Yo momma's so fat, she jumped up and got stuck in mid-air.
Im not even here tho
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Foxxie-kun posted on May 09, 2010 11:42:39 AM - Report post
Yo mama so stupid she thought pr0n was a shellfish!
Yo.
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Petray posted on May 09, 2010 1:26:13 PM - Report post
Yo mama so dumb she studied for a blood test.
I rock. /--\
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latios_power posted on May 09, 2010 2:23:56 PM - Report post
quote:
originally posted by Petray
Yo mama so dumb she studied for a blood test.
I like this one
~King of Dark~ â™®C.0.Wâ™® My Past has determined your future My torrential pain will be your unspeakable suffering Your days are numbered Don't fear the end Pray for it and unlike your own mortality My thirst for vengeance WILL NEVER DIE