Foxxie-kun posted on May 08, 2010 10:25:01 PM - Report post
Yo mama like a bowling ball, she gets picked up, fingered, and thrown in the alley.
Yo.
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armedman posted on May 08, 2010 10:59:35 PM - Report post
Yo mama so nasty I called her to say hello, and she ended up giving me an ear infection.
Yo mama so stupid she toke a ruler to bed to see how long she slept..
Yo mama's so hairy the only language she speaks is Shyriiwook(wookie speak).
[Edited by armedman, 5/8/2010 11:02:40 PM]
but who are you kidding? ay who are you lying to? you know if they want you best believe they will find you...
"Do not pray for easy lives. Pray to be stronger men." JFK
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fault2k posted on May 09, 2010 12:14:58 AM - Report post
Yo mama so fat she stepped on a scale and it said get the **** off.
Doing some old school gaming.
/--\- Am apparently still allowed here! :D
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AramAz posted on May 09, 2010 1:27:53 AM - Report post
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Rise_Against posted on May 09, 2010 3:34:23 AM - Report post
New Rule: 1 joke per post please
So signature wow much awesome many swag
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onmosis36 posted on May 09, 2010 3:36:25 AM - Report post
Yo mama's so ugly, even the Chuck Norris can't touch her.
-Just one kiss took away my breathe,- -And you drew me in with your tenderness,- -You captivate my soul, I'm enraptured.- -And you knocked me out, and you locked me up,- -You stole my heart like a thief in love,- -You hold me tight in our happy ever after,- -I'm captured.-
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Rise_Against posted on May 09, 2010 3:44:01 AM - Report post
quote:
originally posted by onmosis36
Yo mama's so ugly, even the Chuck Norris can't touch her.
Win.
Yo mamma is so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone.
So signature wow much awesome many swag
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onmosis36 posted on May 09, 2010 3:50:07 AM - Report post
Imo, this one's epic, heard this from Meet The Spartans.
Yo Mama's so ghetto that when she breast-feeds, Kool-aid comes out!
-Just one kiss took away my breathe,- -And you drew me in with your tenderness,- -You captivate my soul, I'm enraptured.- -And you knocked me out, and you locked me up,- -You stole my heart like a thief in love,- -You hold me tight in our happy ever after,- -I'm captured.-