Rise_Against posted on May 08, 2010 5:53:36 AM - Report post
Let's see who can make the best Yo mamma joke. 1 joke per post please Abide by TOS Do not target a specific member.
Yo mamma's house is so small, she ordered a large pizza and had to eat it outside.
[Edited by Rise_Against, 5/9/2010 3:35:02 AM]
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EVIL GENIUS
Whiskeysoaked posted on May 08, 2010 6:29:41 AM - Report post
Nice topic!
Yo mamma's so fat, when she wears a red dress, the kids in the neighborhood yell, "Hey, Kool-Aid!"
I listen not to sympathy Whilst ruler of this land Withdraw your feeble aches and moans Or suffer smite from this my hand.
INACTIVE
king-of-games posted on May 08, 2010 6:58:12 AM - Report post
Yo Mama's like a library, open to the public... and I should know!
EVIL GENIUS
Whiskeysoaked posted on May 08, 2010 7:36:12 AM - Report post
Yo mamma's so fat, when she went to the beach, the whales sang "We are family!"
I listen not to sympathy Whilst ruler of this land Withdraw your feeble aches and moans Or suffer smite from this my hand.
ELITE
Rise_Against posted on May 08, 2010 7:45:18 AM - Report post
You momma is like a train station, buy a ticket to enter.
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latios_power posted on May 08, 2010 10:15:29 AM - Report post
Yo Momma so old, when Mouses split the red sea, she was on the other side fishing.
~King of Dark~ â™®C.0.Wâ™® My Past has determined your future My torrential pain will be your unspeakable suffering Your days are numbered Don't fear the end Pray for it and unlike your own mortality My thirst for vengeance WILL NEVER DIE
[Married to Raha <3]
ELITE
Rise_Against posted on May 08, 2010 10:17:31 AM - Report post
Yo mamma is like the variety bucket, fat, oily, and everbodys had a piece.
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Foxxie-kun posted on May 08, 2010 10:41:38 AM - Report post
Yo mama so old she farts dust!
Yo mama so old her breastmilk was powder. This is how you breastfed. Suck, cough, poof!
Yo mama so skanky she gets sourdough yeast infections!
Yo mama so ugly that when she was born, the doctor slapped HER mama and said "How the hell did you sleep with THIS THING'S father?"
Yo mama so stupid she stole free candy!
Yo mama so fat that whenever she wears high-heels she strikes oil!
Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl!
Yo mama cheap she's on the dollar menu!
Yo mama so fat the only way to get her out of a telephone booth is to grease her thighs and throw a twinkie in the street!
Yo mama so ugly your dad took her to work so he wouldn't have to kiss her goodbye!
Yo mama so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phone book!
Yo mama so fat she has enough rolls to open a bakery!