...
*begins shift to full attack battleform*
*grows to 8 feet tall, skin becomes dark purple/black, spreads massive leathery wings with span of at least 16 feet, face elongates into snout with viscous sharp fangs, two pointed horns sprout from brow ridges and sweep back over skull, pupils become slitted and reptilian, ears become pointed and grow a foot, each finger sprouts a half-inch claw, legs reshape to become tripe-jointed, feet transform into something similar to a raptor's, with three toes facing forward and a fourth prehensile off the back of the heel, each with an inch-long claw on the end, and sprouts tail*
...
*picks up sword, which has also grown, to 5 and a half feet long, and pulls out a custom-built modified .50cal 8-shot revolver*
I'm ready.
Oh, wait, I forgot...
*snaps fingers, Union Jack Fender Strat appears in hands*
*strokes guitar reverently, attaches strap, slings over shoulder*
[Edited by AdmiralThrawn, 3/20/2010 11:35:53 PM]