*bakes fruit cake*
*Uses as doorstop*
Fruit Cake is gross.
*bakes fruit cake*
*Uses as doorstop*
Fruit Cake is gross.
You obviously don't speak from experience, as many fruit-cake recipes ensure moistness and deliciousness.
It's the store-bought fruit-cake that sucks. Homemade it's heavenly, at least if it's made right.