Today I had to go to the library to study for my Chem test, I went to the Library in down town which had the books I needed. I checked out so many it was so hard to handle. I bumped into a man, and it was Edward Norton. He helped me, and apologized that it was his fault. We had brunch together, and exchanged numbers.
That's awesome. Did you tell him that your friend Dhampy loves him in Fight Club and Death to Smoochy?
Today I had to go to the library to study for my Chem test, I went to the Library in down town which had the books I needed. I checked out so many it was so hard to handle. I bumped into a man, and it was Edward Norton. He helped me, and apologized that it was his fault. We had brunch together, and exchanged numbers.
I swear to God if this story is true I love you.
So I died yesterday but today I woke up with 12 supermodels in my bed, then I went outside and dunked on Shaq and ran all the way to Yankee Stadium, where I am right now watching the game and posting this all with my mind.
Telekinetic powerz, yo.
Sooooo mine was true