The 13th Warrior was fantastic!
"You sir, are drunk."
"And you, madam, are ugly. But in the morning, I shall be sober, but you will still be ugly."
Something along those lines anyway.
You said it correctly.
Was said by Winston Churchill.
Edit: Forgot mine.
Nobody can forget the infamous "Who is on first base?"
Abbott: I say, Who’s on first, What’s on second, and I Don’t Know’s on third.
Costello: Are you the manager?
Abbott: Yes.
Costello: You going to be the coach too?
Abbott: Yes.
Costello: And you don’t know the fellow’s names?
Abbott: Well I should.
Costello: Well then who is on first?
Abbott: Yes.
Costello: I mean the fellow’s name.
Abbott: Who.
Costello: The guy on first.
Abbott: Who.
Costello: The first baseman.
Abbott: Who!
Costello: The guy playing first base.
Abbott: Who is on first.
Costello: I’m asking you who’s on first!
Abbott: That’s the man’s name.
etc etc..
The full transcript is here www.abbottandcostello.net/who.htm
[Edited by DABhand, 2/3/2008 2:07:02 AM]