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An electric train leaves San Jose and travels to Seattle. Which direction does the smoke from the train go?

A: Electric trains dont have any smoke comin out

Ask this one to someone and see if they know the answer to it. It's harder to answer if someone tells it to you and you don't read it:

You're driving (or conducting or whatever it's called) a train that leaves Station A at 8:30 and arrives at Station B at 11:00. You depart station B at 11:45 and arrive at Station C at 2:15. Then you travel back to Station A without stopping at Station B, departing at 3:00 and arriving at 7:30....What is the name of the driver?

A: YOU'RE the driver

yeah i've tried that, as a result, some pplz got the wrong answer.

''Roses ae red, Violets are Blue, Lemons are sour and open ur legs then i'll show u some power''

Q: What's red, bubbly, and scratches at glass?
A: A baby in a microwave.

lol I got it right when someone told it to me. I was so proud of myself.
(that was @ Al-pucino)

[Edited by drpepperfanatic, 4/10/2007 7:10:07 PM]

Ive got a proper one which would probally take 30 minutes to solve shall i post it ?

sure

dont know if i can be bothered to type it all out acuall il probally post it tomorrow