UPDATE 01.
If you wish to become a parent your account needs to be over six months old and please PM the answers to the following questions to either me or a participating moderator (answer in the way you'd answer your child, please allow up to 48 hours for an answer and remember my inbox will get flooded after this so please be patient):
1: How do I make a link in my sig?
2: How do I put pics on to the site?
3: How do I make a website?
4: What is a sticky?
5: How can I advertise my website here?
-First Post
OK After seeing that im puting myself up for adoption
Doubt it your not a year old yet.
you must be like 6 months old. not a year