Heres one - its kinda dirty though:
A husband and wife are in bed, on their honeymoon, and are about to consumate their marriage.
The wife had something to tell the husband, though: "Honey, please dont be mad, but i'm not a virgin."
The husband was not unduly concerned about it: "Don't worry, babe, its quite common these days to have done it before marriage."
"But it was with someone famous - it was with Tiger Woods."
"Tiger Woods? The golfer?"
The wife nods reluctantly. "Yeah. Are you mad?"
"Nope. Why should I be?"
And then he rolls onto her, and they make love for 30 mins.
Afterwards, the husband gets up and starts dialing a number into the hotel phone.
The wife was naturally curious. "Honey, what are you doing?"
"i'm calling room service, babe, im kinda hungry."
The wife tutted. "thats not what Tiger would do."
"What would he do, then?"
"He'd come back and do it a second time"
And so the husband hangs up, and comes back into bed for another 30 mins.
Afterwards, he again goes to the phone, this time hes out of breath.
"honey, are you calling room service again?"
"Yes, babe, I'm really hungry now."
"thats not what Tiger would do."
"*sigh*, what would he do?"
"He'd come back and do it a third time."
And so he does it a third time. After, the husband, visibly exhausted, rolls out of bed, crawls to the phone, and starts dialling.
"Honey, are you calling room service again?"
The husband was a bit fed up. "NO!!!," he yells at her. "I'm calling Tiger Woods to find out what the par for this damn hole is!!!"
Hope you enjoyed that.