my advice? grow up.
Ditto...
thumbs up to you sir.
you can not magically become a ninja in one week. it takes years and years of practice. even if there is a school of ninjutsu in your hometown it still takes years.
My boyfriend could have been assisted by the shopkeeper's witch partner. HA!! Bet u never thought of that!
Don't listen to them Modor, Neo became a ninja in the span of a couple minutes so it is possible if not probable. Growing up is not sound advice considering it's a trap to kill your creativity and imagination.
AS for your boyfriend though, given the limited amount of information offered, it seems to me the two of your are playing different levels of whatever game the two of your are playing (provided you're still even playing the same game). You may also wish to take steps toward becoming a ninja yourself. Once you are one it will be much easier to deduce whether or not he is one as well. Or possibly even a Pirate as they are easier to become and if he is a Ninja he will be compelled to enter into a battle with you.
Glad to hear at least someone understands what a big deal this is. Perhaps I shall learn the ways of the ninja and help my bf defeat some pirates!