A programmer's wife told him to go buy some bread and if they have eggs then get a dozen.
Spoiler: The programmer comes home with 12 loaves of bread
There are 10 types of people in the world.
Spoiler: Those who understand binary and those who do not
Why do programmers mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Spoiler: Because OCT 31 = DEC 25
Your bitterness, I will dispel
AdmiralThrawn
posted on Jul 19, 2013 3:46:31 AM - Report post
Three logicians walk into a bar. The bartender asks, "Does everyone want beer?" The first logician says, "I don't know." The second logician says, "I don't know." The third logician says, "Yes!"
/--\ Keep Calm And Throw a blanket over itTen minutes of entertainment, crammed into three hours.
Your bitterness, I will dispel
airhead
posted on Jul 30, 2013 8:16:23 PM - Report post
I laughed at the last one
latios_power
posted on Aug 02, 2013 4:26:33 PM - Report post
~King of Dark~ â™®C.0.Wâ™® My Past has determined your future My torrential pain will be your unspeakable suffering Your days are numbered Don't fear the end Pray for it and unlike your own mortality My thirst for vengeance WILL NEVER DIE [Married to Raha <3]
All times are (GMT -06:00) Central Time (US & Canada). Current time is 1:56:51 AM
Important Board Topics
Trending Topics