@Xen0byte:
The OP is specifically talking about Civ 5 Gods and Kings, and there was an update on March 13th, invalidating the retail/steam trainer. I myself cannot use the trainer w/o crashing the game.
@The entire gaming community, et al:
The OP is also totally correct in how whiny little parasites destroy everything they can troll about in gaming these days.
We should be grateful that we get what we do for the ridiculously low price the site owners asked for: $20 for a LIFETIME sub!
I'm gonna perma-close off here with a quote by Twain that is used in the game:
"If you take a dog and make it prosperous, it will not bite you. Therein lies the principal difference between a dog and a man."
Oh, I'm sorry, I had no idea the game was updated. I actually played on March 13th, must have been right before the patch.