Her name is Suzie, and she is very sensitive about her figure, and beard.
Love velcro...
...wait...
...that's when you have a beard and she...
...never mind.
On the topic of the more recent phenomenon of classic users seeing a resurgence perhaps you could turn classic CHU threads and jokes into comics. It'll let us reminisce like grumpy old men on a rickety front porch and let the newer members in one some of our shenanigans.
insom is right, im tired of these kids on my lawn.