Because insanity.
I calls dibs on an awkward five-way marriage with Spammy, Pheephee, PWizard, and a desk chair.
Don't you go talking about my mama like that. I'mma have to rough you up a bit.
I think I had a kid or two at some point.....
That would be I...and night ghost I think.
Wasn't Blink 182 one of my kids also? Boy I'm a horrible mother....
And didn't you guys have a dad too?
No idea haha. And I've had 5 parents, I must be a horrible child.