I don't know why this amazing threat had turned into pancakes, but you guys need to be serious. This thread only has three purposes and it should remain that way.
1) Thank the team for making the trainer.
2) Announce any bugs and/or problems with trainer, promptly edited to explain it was user error for not following the directions or reading the FAQs page.
3) Spam complaints and demands that the trainer needs updating within seconds of a patch release... ad nauseam.
This pancake talk is taking valuable info away from PWizard and Caliber from knowing, every second, what we're impatiently demanding from them.
Thanks Caliber and PWizard... you guys and the whole team are sooooo freakin' patient with us. I don't know how you do it. Nerves of Steel!
If you noticed when I started talking about Pancakes people calmed down. That was the whole point. It's called diffusing the situation with a little comedy, and it worked.
Yes, Steam loaded a patch for the game and the trainer either causes the game to freeze or crash.
This is false. There has been no patch today. My trainer works fine.