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TRENDYNET's DUNGEON DEFENDERS!

That's right folks, these goofballs have beat out forever broken games such as Mount & Blade: Warband and Super Meat Boy to earn the crown of the most broken game of all time!

Dungeon Defenders has required *127* patches over the last 10 months since the game was released and shows no sign of slowing down now! Daily 300MB patches continue to pour out for this unplayable pile of doggy-doo. Steam doesn't even list the patches any more as it filled their NEWS page on a daily basis and people couldn't see which patches were coming out for the real games.

A big congrats to the fine folks over at TrendyNet for this awesome accomplishment. They certainly won't have to worry about job security as long as this game is around!

ROFL!!!

Hey, when you're paid by the hour, you make sure the clock keeps going and going.

Wonder what their next game will be... Assuming they aren't too busy with more patches.

maybe it is a kind of therapy they do but even the steamforums threads are filled with unhappy players

"Ads, ads everywhere
I played DD back when there wasn't that many dlc's, then I stopped.
Come on, is it a f2p game? Why do I have to close all those damn banners and why are there all those options that do nothing but lead to purchase window?"

and an answer of one developer:
"I agree on all fronts. We do survive off of game sales and DLC packs, but I wish there was a way to make it less intrusive. Sorry, gang. But thanks for the support. My family appreciates it. <3"

Link

I guess I've missed when it was announced but they just released the definitive version of this on Steam, something between a DLC and a patch so the game should be fixed now.
(Should also mean it won't update any more.)

""
Dungeon Defenders Eternity is the definitive version of the hit tower defense action RPG! Slice, shoot and pulverize your enemies, or build defenses to do the dirty work for you. Grab three friends and build a team of heroes from twelve different classes, each with their own defenses and abilities. Then embark on an adventure to defend Etheria from the Old Ones’ army!

Eternity boasts all new missions, new features, a rebalanced endgame, secure online play (no more hacking!), along with a wide selection of content from the original game. Now is the perfect time to experience Dungeon Defenders and its expansions the way they were meant to be played!
""

And the sequel is getting closer to release.
(Hopefully it won't need as many updates.)

what a novel idea... have 300 patches so idiot users who bought the broken game to begin with can help Trendy actually create/fix/build their game... and then RELEASE THE SAME GAME AGAIN under a 'new name' and sell it once again!

bravo trendy, for getting users to pay YOU to be YOUR quality control, and then CHARGING THEM AGAIN for the game that THEY helped you fix (if it is indeed fixed).

I suggest anyone looking for a trainer for this game or the "definitive" version to look elsewhere. we aren't going down this road again..

best,
cal

[Edited by Caliber, 7/22/2014 1:01:49 PM]

Hey Pwiz.. we should open another trainer site, and call it

CHEATHAPPENS, THE DEFINITIVE SITE

and charge our users all over again..

what you think?