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Some of the Easter eggs, am sure every one has seen some of them while playin, some of are really funny

Garrus and Joker Have a Joke-Off : Link

Don't Touch That Link

Javik Trolls James Link


Garrus and James Compete For The Title of Biggest Badass Link
Tali and Garrus Caught in the Act Link

[Edited by yobo, 3/14/2012 1:21:14 AM]

Not seen the Garrus and joker one. I did the don't touch that. Not seen the Javik and James one That seems lame. I have listened to the Garrus and James compete for the Title of Badass. That was funny although at the end I was like. Hey am right here dang it. Ok the Tali and Garrus one makes me want to kill my friend Garrus.

I do not know how they can call these ester eggs. But meh. I took the ones I seen as natural in story life. If you get what I mean.

it could explain why Garrus was calibrating...SOOOO MUCH.

He is messing with MY WOMAN!!!!! GAAAAHHHHHH KILLS GARRUS with an Omni Blade chain saw!!!!

You can also walk in on Gabby chewing out Donnelly for never complimenting her like he does every other woman, then if you side with her (dunno if it works the other way around), you can catch them in the section under Engineering.

...They just hugging, jeez.

Dam and I was expecting full on Oh well al put me cream and handkees away then.

Sometimes you scare me.

This is the start of a beautiful friendship.

Spoilers of course...


If you dont rescue Jack from Grissom Academy, she shows up as a Phantom in the Priority mission on Horizon. Instead of phantom, the health bar says "jack" and she screams at you.

Oh and Morinith, if you chose her over samara, will show up as a banshee as well.

Loved the Javik pranking James one.

Oh, sort of another, after you save Miranda, Tali gets drunk, if your romancing her, she has different dialogue, but either way if you have javik, she drunk comms (dial?) him. Very funny.