*simply takes penny*
*hides in a saloon north Texas*
Can't believe you touched it!
*Goes north Texas*
*Fights cowboys in some mad gunfights and duels*
*Wins the penny as a prize*
*Throws it into a time machine and warps it into some unknown era*
*jumps into the time machine*
*is in the 15th century*
*fights Altair for the penny*
*takes penny and runs away on a white horse*
*takes penny and gives it to Ezio*
*takes penny, then donates it to Black Rights Foundation*
Hah!
*Calls a black friend to take the penny*
Hah!