Aaaaannnd Cut! (Bronze)
Objective: As Matt Kunitz, skip ahead through every obstacle in any episode's Qualifier.
Assisted Wipeout (Bronze)
Objective: Push your friend into an obstacle during the Final Four round.
Ball I Want for Xmas (Bronze)
Objective: Unlock all the secret characters.
Easy as Pi (Bronze)
Objective: Get a time of exactly 3:14 on any Qualifier as LenexLinus_42.
El Dorado (Bronze)
Objective: Collect every ring in an episode in one playthrough.
Episode 1 Gold (Bronze)
Objective: Beat Episode 1 with a time of 1:50 or better.
Episode 2 Gold (Bronze)
Objective: Beat Episode 2 with a time of 2:00 or better.
Episode 3 Gold (Bronze)
Objective: Beat Episode 3 with a time of 1:50 or better.
Episode 4 Gold (Bronze)
Objective: Beat Episode 4 with a time of 2:15 or better.
Episode 5 Gold (Bronze)
Objective: Beat Episode 5 with a time of 2:15 or better.
Episode 6 Gold (Bronze)
Objective: Beat Episode 6 with a time of 2:30 or better
Hands off the Merchandise (Bronze)
Objective: Finish any Qualifier as Angelica Belle without being touched by anything.
Ho Ho Ho (Bronze)
Objective: Come in first on any episode as Santa Claus.
I'm too Emo for This Game (Bronze)
Objective: As Colin Edwards, finish any Qualifier in Multiplayer by wiping out 3 times on each obstacle.
It's a Dirty Job (Bronze)
Objective: Trudge through 4 meters of mud as Jebidiah Shiner.
Jack Be Nimble (Bronze)
Objective: Make it through a Piston Punch without jumping or wiping out.
Jumping Jack (Bronze)
Objective: Jump 8 times in 10 seconds.
Look Out Below (Bronze)
Objective: Land on top of another contestant from more than 3 meters high during the Final Four round.
My Nana Cooks the Best Wipeouts (Bronze)
Objective: Wipeout on a dog, pie, door and sweeper of Nana’s House exactly once each as Agatha Wrinkles in Episode 5 or 6.
Practice Makes Better (Bronze)
Objective: Finish any Eliminator 3 times in Practice in one session.
Practice Makes Even Better (Bronze)
Objective: Finish any Final Four Round 4 times in Practice in one session.
Practice Makes Good (Bronze)
Objective: Finish any Qualifier 2 times in Practice in one session.
Practice Makes Perfect (Bronze)
Objective: Finish any Wipeout Zone 5 times in Practice in one session.
Rock'em Sock'em (Bronze)
Objective: Pass the Sucker Punch without wiping out.
Season’s Beatings (Bronze)
Objective: Wipe out on all 6 obstacles of any episode's Winter Wipeout Zone.
Sharpshooter (Bronze)
Objective: As a Blaster, hit your friend 5 times in 10 seconds.
Too Cool for School (Bronze)
Objective: Stay on the Sinister Snowflakes for longer than 30 seconds as Francis Maynard.
Tree Hugger (Bronze)
Objective: Touch a Sweeper Tree without being wiped out as Jenny Sunflower.
W-I-P-E-O-U-T!!! (Bronze)
Objective: Wipeout 7 times on the Sucker Punch in episode 6 as Tiffany Bannister.
We Have Liftoff (Bronze)
Objective: Bounce between two or more Launch Pads 10 times in a row in Episode 2.
Ahead of the Curve (Silver)
Objective: Finish the game with an average time of 2:45 per episode or better.
Bribing the Judges (Silver)
Objective: As Jill Wagner, give yourself the $50,000 prize.
Christmas Special (Silver)
Objective: Beat Wipeout Zone D in Single Player or Two Players without wiping out.
Episode 7 Gold (Silver)
Objective: Beat Episode 7 with a time of 2:30 or better.
Episode 8 Gold (Silver)
Objective: Beat Episode 8 with a time of 2:30 or better.
Halloween Special (Silver)
Objective: Beat Wipeout Zone B in Single Player or Two Players without wiping out.
Happy Ballidays (Silver)
Objective: Cross the Big Balls without wiping out.
I Love the Sound of My Voice (Silver)
Objective: Playing as John Henson, listen to 25 lines of John Henson commentary.
On Curve (Silver)
Objective: Finish the game with an average time of 3:00 per episode or better.
Rockin’ Around the Sweeper Trees (Silver)
Objective: Last more than 30 seconds on the Sweeper or Ski Lift.
Wisconsin Pride (Silver)
Objective: As John Anderson, get a time of 1:00 or better on Bruiseball.
Fall Line-up (Gold)
Objective: Finish the summer episodes.
Holiday Primetime (Gold)
Objective: Finish the winter episodes.
Way Ahead of the Curve (Gold)
Objective: Finish the game with an average time of 2:30 per episode or better
The Wipeys (Platinum)
Objective: Collect all other Trophies.