Neural Net Processors
Reward: 10 Points
Objective: Destroy 25 of Brad's BradBots.
Two Stood Against Many
Reward: 15 Points
Objective: Complete three sections of the first comic genre.
Hero of the Silver Age
Reward: 15 Points
Objective: Complete three sections of the second genre.
Brad's Savior and Best Friend
Reward: 15 Points
Objective: Complete three sections of the third genre.
Job Well Done, Faithful Reader
Reward: 25 Points
Objective: Complete the game.
Pressed X a lot
Reward: 10 Points
Objective: Earn some cash by talking to people in the base.
Collection of a True Fan
Reward: 25 Points
Objective: Spend your hard-earned money and buy all the unlockables from Dr. Winklemeyer.
I Took Performance Enhancers
Reward: 25 Points
Objective: Max out all of Captain Smiley's abilities.
Violence Solves Everything
Reward: 10 Points
Objective: Fire 125,000 total shots.
Eugene's Protégé
Reward: 20 Points
Objective: Play every reaction sequence mistake-free.
He Ain't Even Married
Reward: 20 Points
Objective: Survive a specific section without getting hit.
Shut Star Up
Reward: 10 Points
Objective: Let your feelings guide you.
