Did you hear about the cannibal who passed his uncle in the woods?
lmao
What do you get when you cross the Atlantic Ocean with the Titanic?
About half way
My bad jokes are against the rules.
my best ones are as well.
Why won't cannibals eat divorced women?
They're very bitter.
What did the cannibal do after he had dumped his girlfriend?
Wiped his bottom.
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other, "Does this taste funny to you?"
When do cannibals leave the table?
When everyone's eaten.
Why did the farmer throw up when he took a bite of his cold cereal with milk?
Because his son can't remember how many udders cows have.
lol that doesn't even make much sense - Cows with udders dont have anything else to pull on, they're all female
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