Umm, well we used to have contests back in Primary School to see who could fit the most purple grapes in their mouth all at once.
(Colour is relevant, purple grapes are generally smaller)
My record was 33 all at once. I won, btw.
..please tell me you're a woman.
Oh shi- Primary school? Whoah, that makes me a pedophile.
I once spent a full 50 hours awake once.