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Unbreakable posted on Jul 12, 2010 1:14:41 PM - Report post

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shafir posted on Jul 14, 2010 1:12:18 AM - Report post

lol

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king-of-games posted on Jul 14, 2010 2:37:45 AM - Report post

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lucebuce posted on Jul 14, 2010 3:35:27 AM - Report post

Doctor says to man '' I'm afraid your wife has been in a terrible accident. She is currently in a vegetative state and it will be your duty to take care of her , feed her and provide for her.

Man replies '' OH MY GOD !!! ''.

Doctor says '' Nah , I'm just kidding , she's dead.

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sythzero posted on Jul 14, 2010 4:51:00 AM - Report post

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originally posted by lucebuce

Doctor says to man '' I'm afraid your wife has been in a terrible accident. She is currently in a vegetative state and it will be your duty to take care of her , feed her and provide for her.

Man replies '' OH MY GOD !!! ''.

Doctor says '' Nah , I'm just kidding , she's dead.

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QueenNic posted on Jul 14, 2010 7:41:15 AM - Report post

Guys, these aren't funny...

Except for Fault and Shibby's, theirs made me smile.

But the rest of you should not be allowed to tell jokes ever again.

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malyg posted on Jul 14, 2010 8:49:31 AM - Report post

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originally posted by Nic_Durron

Guys, these aren't funny...

Except for Fault and Shibby's, theirs made me smile.

But the rest of you should not be allowed to tell jokes ever again.

Stop complaining and tell one then >_>

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toreador posted on Jul 14, 2010 9:05:01 AM - Report post

Sexist!

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