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fault2k posted on Jul 08, 2010 4:30:12 PM - Report post

Knock knock

Who's there?

Interrupting cow

Interr-

MOOOOOO!

Int-

MOOOOO!

...

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Doing some old school gaming.

/--\- Am apparently still allowed here! :D

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H posted on Jul 08, 2010 6:38:43 PM - Report post

quote:

originally posted by shianova

quote:

originally posted by HonestGamer

A student was looking at a monkey sitting on a tree outside his classroom. The teacher on seeing this said: "Why are you looking at the monkey when I am here?".

HG this post is spam but seriously...

Nice joke man.

It's been a long time coming.

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sabinboy posted on Jul 08, 2010 7:28:21 PM - Report post

One very old lady died in her childhood.

Child of Honest Gamer.
It's only fear you should get scared not any others,otherwise you will be feared by fear.

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shafir posted on Jul 08, 2010 8:24:51 PM - Report post

a man calls the bank to find how much money that he have in his account.when he called an asked, the receptionist asked him a security question which is how much money do u have in your bank account.

Been away from chu for way to long! how are you guys! ya boy is BACK

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darkone112 posted on Jul 09, 2010 12:23:07 AM - Report post

this one is good
A: Hey, man! Please call me a taxi.
B: Yes, sir. You are a taxi.

hier AI AM

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Whiskeysoaked posted on Jul 09, 2010 12:48:13 AM - Report post

quote:

originally posted by HonestGamer

A student was looking at a monkey sitting on a tree outside his classroom. The teacher on seeing this said: "Why are you looking at the monkey when I am here?".

Hahaha! I love it man!

Knock, knock

Who's there?

You ever hear the joke about the broken pencil?

You ever hear the joke about the broken pencil who?

Nevermind, it's pointless.

I listen not to sympathy
Whilst ruler of this land
Withdraw your feeble aches and moans
Or suffer smite from this my hand.

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BobaFett posted on Jul 09, 2010 2:19:31 AM - Report post

A man and a zebra walk into a bar. The man orders a pint of beer and a packet of crisps. He gives the beer to the zebra and eats the crisps. When the zebra finishes the beer it gets drunk and falls on the floor, the man starts to walk out and the barman says "You can't leave that lying there!" and the man says "It's not a lion it's a zebra."

I know so many jokes it's not even funny...

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HonestGamer posted on Jul 09, 2010 2:26:47 AM - Report post

Little Johnny's convo with mum.

Johnny: Mummy, today when I opened the toilet door, the lights got turned on on their own.

Mummy: Johnny! You you peed in the refridgerator once again!

Life is best for those who enjoy it, difficult for those who analyze it and worst for those who criticize it.