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Rise_Against · 5/8/2010

Let's see who can make the best Yo mamma joke. 1 joke per post please Abide by TOS Do not target a s

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Foxxie-kun posted on May 08, 2010 10:25:01 PM - Report post

Yo mama like a bowling ball, she gets picked up, fingered, and thrown in the alley.

Yo.

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armedman posted on May 08, 2010 10:59:35 PM - Report post

Yo mama so nasty I called her to say hello, and she ended up giving me an ear infection.

Yo mama so stupid she toke a ruler to bed to see how long she slept..

Yo mama's so hairy the only language she speaks is Shyriiwook(wookie speak).

[Edited by armedman, 5/8/2010 11:02:40 PM]

but who are you kidding? ay who are you lying to? you know if they want you
best believe they will find you...

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fault2k posted on May 09, 2010 12:14:58 AM - Report post

Yo mama so fat she stepped on a scale and it said get the **** off.

Doing some old school gaming.

/--\- Am apparently still allowed here! :D

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AramAz posted on May 09, 2010 1:27:53 AM - Report post

[Edited by AramAz, 5/9/2010 1:50:18 AM]

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Rise_Against posted on May 09, 2010 3:34:23 AM - Report post

New Rule: 1 joke per post please

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much awesome
many swag

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onmosis36 posted on May 09, 2010 3:36:25 AM - Report post

Yo mama's so ugly, even the Chuck Norris can't touch her.

-Just one kiss took away my breathe,-
-And you drew me in with your tenderness,-
-You captivate my soul, I'm enraptured.-
-And you knocked me out, and you locked me up,-
-You stole my heart like a thief in love,-
-You hold me tight in our happy ever after,-
-I'm captured.-

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Rise_Against posted on May 09, 2010 3:44:01 AM - Report post

quote:

originally posted by onmosis36

Yo mama's so ugly, even the Chuck Norris can't touch her.

Win.

Yo mamma is so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone.

So signature
wow
much awesome
many swag

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onmosis36 posted on May 09, 2010 3:50:07 AM - Report post

Imo, this one's epic, heard this from Meet The Spartans.

Yo Mama's so ghetto that when she breast-feeds, Kool-aid comes out!

-Just one kiss took away my breathe,-
-And you drew me in with your tenderness,-
-You captivate my soul, I'm enraptured.-
-And you knocked me out, and you locked me up,-
-You stole my heart like a thief in love,-
-You hold me tight in our happy ever after,-
-I'm captured.-