*smirk* Hah. I guess my body-self was a little bit too stupid to live any longer. *shoves dead body under the computer desk*
Whatever,
Pretending to kill yourself on a forum? I have no idea who you are and I don't know anything about your mental health.
This topic just suggests to me that you're not the type of person I want to talk to and try to have fun with. Also, it's not a good idea to just review members on a topic without their consent, it could be considered flaming. Perhaps not in this specific case but, in general.
Pretending? Who said anything about pretending?
Well, someone has to call the police then.
If you aren't pretending, this is a very serious thing.