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    Rise_Against posted on Apr 08, 2010 3:28:57 PM - Report post
     
    Okay, I'm bored. The object of this game is to entertain me.

    If you make me smile you get 1 point
    If you make me laugh you get 3 points.
    If you make a lame joke -1 point.
    If you make me laugh to the point where my lungs start to hurt you get 5 points.

    Ready? Go!

    Scores:

    H: -1
    Neo: -5000
    ES: 1
    Dhampy: 1
    Foxxie: 0
    Dancer: 3
    Degari: 1
    Woffie: 1


    [Edited by Rise_Against, 4/10/2010 6:00:20 AM]
    So signature
    wow
    much awesome
    many swag
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    H posted on Apr 08, 2010 4:27:41 PM - Report post
     
    HG

    It's been a long time coming.
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    Neo7 posted on Apr 08, 2010 4:31:07 PM - Report post
     
    I want to achieve the lowest negative score possible in this game. Please deduct 1 point for this post.
    Your bitterness, I will dispel
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    EternalSlayer posted on Apr 08, 2010 4:40:13 PM - Report post
     
    -What did one plate say to the other?
    Lunch is on me.


    Hope that's lame enough.
    -ES-


    Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

    All paid jobs absorb and degrade the mind.
    -Aristotle

    /--\ - Chief Baboon

    I'm a cold, heartless, argumentative, sarcastic, cynical b*****d with no feelings. Deal with it.
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    Dhampy posted on Apr 08, 2010 4:52:51 PM - Report post
     
    A group of astronauts crash on a planet. They don't know which one.

    One astronaut starts feeling all the trees and says "I think we're on Pluto."

    The others ask how he knows that.

    The first says "From the bark, ya dummies!".
    In the end they will lay their freedom at our feet and say to us, 'Make us your slaves, but feed us.'

    List of CHU'ers on deviantART--SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL DEVIANTS!

    /--\
    [SG]
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    Foxxie-kun posted on Apr 08, 2010 6:34:54 PM - Report post
     
    One fine day in the middle of the night, two dead boys got up to fight. They stood back to back and faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other.

    The moral of the story here?

    Whoever wrote this poem was bat**** insane and needed to be shot before he corrupted the nation's youth with the urge to become zombies and shoot each other with melee weapons that have no projectile capabilities.

    Or maybe just that some cool guy thought he was some kind of comic genius.

    Either way, I want to choke something...
    Yo.
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    Dancer posted on Apr 08, 2010 6:56:40 PM - Report post
     
    What's the difference between jam and peanut butter?

    You can't peanut butter your **** up some guys ***.
    ⊙__⊙

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    V.I.P.
    Degari posted on Apr 08, 2010 7:29:28 PM - Report post
     
    There was this time when I was watching this cartoon and I decided to copy them, so I decided to put pepper up my nose, to make myself sneeze.
    And then I swear, my nose felt like it was on fire so I tried to wash the pepper out by pouring water up my nose.

    I wasn't a very smart kid when I was 3-4.

    [Edited by Degari, 4/8/2010 7:29:46 PM]
    ... at night :3
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