Degari posted on Apr 04, 2010 9:44:45 PM - Report post
Granted but then the crew decides that they don't like you and shove you out into space towards a sun.
I wish I had a rocket launcher.
[Edited by Degari, 4/4/2010 9:47:13 PM]
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AdmiralThrawn posted on Apr 04, 2010 10:04:11 PM - Report post
Granted, but it misfires and the rocket explodes in your face.
I wish the world economy were not suffering a depression.
/--\ Keep Calm And Throw a blanket over it
Ten minutes of entertainment, crammed into three hours.
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Foxxie-kun posted on Apr 04, 2010 10:37:47 PM - Report post
Granted, but a bit too late, the economy slits its wrists while drinking liquor and downing aspirin and narcotics and ends up dying right as it realizes things can only get better from here... If it hadn't been dying.
I wish I had delicious and moist cake.
Yo.
INACTIVE
Degari posted on Apr 04, 2010 10:39:43 PM - Report post
Granted but it has an undetectable bomb in it which explodes as soon as you cut the cake.
I wish that all wishes I make after this isn't ruined.
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AdmiralThrawn posted on Apr 04, 2010 10:47:01 PM - Report post
Granted. You make no more wishes.
I wish I owned more valuable pieces of junk, so I could sell them for lots of moolahs.
/--\ Keep Calm And Throw a blanket over it
Ten minutes of entertainment, crammed into three hours.
INACTIVE
king-of-games posted on Apr 04, 2010 11:26:23 PM - Report post
Grant, but one of the piles of junk falls on you, and you die.
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lucebuce posted on Apr 05, 2010 2:48:45 AM - Report post
quote:
originally posted by king-of-games
Grant, but one of the piles of junk falls on you, and you die.
You didn't make a wish king-of-games , so I'm gonna make one
I wish I had an iPhone
Sigs are for losers. Irony is for Winners.
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Degari posted on Apr 05, 2010 3:38:23 AM - Report post
Granted, but then you trip and it falls onto a busy highway and then gets crushed by an eighteen wheeler.
I wish I could make wishes again, wishes that are not allowed to be ruined.