Granted, but they come back to life and you are blamed for causing the smiley zombie rebellions.
I wish I could find someone gullible enough to spend $4000 buying my computer.
Granted, its your father!
I wish I get my new rig ASAP (Not yours Thrawn!)
30 minutes? Who takes 30 minutes to read the hungry caterpillar?
Anyway, granted, but all gas is removed, including oxygen, so you just doomed us all by suffocation.
I wish I had an unlimited supply of chocolate.
Granted but you receive it by taking it from the bum of cats.
I wish this wish will never be granted.