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You Grant, I Wish v3
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    HonestGamer posted on Apr 03, 2010 12:32:43 PM - Report post
     
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    Granted, but they come back to life and you are blamed for causing the smiley zombie rebellions.

    I wish I could find someone gullible enough to spend $4000 buying my computer.

    Granted, its your father!

    I wish I get my new rig ASAP (Not yours Thrawn!)

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    BobaFett posted on Apr 03, 2010 12:32:51 PM - Report post
     
    @Thrawn: Granted, but the person you find doesn't have $4000.

    @HG: Granted, but it's actually an oils rig that you have to pay for.

    I wish that I had something nice to eat.

    [Edited by 1bobafettrules, 4/3/2010 12:34:46 PM]
     
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    lucebuce posted on Apr 03, 2010 1:16:18 PM - Report post
     
    granted,but it then falls on the dirty floor

    i wish I didn't live in this craphole
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    BobaFett posted on Apr 03, 2010 1:37:52 PM - Report post
     
    Granted, you live in another, even worse, craphole instead.

    I wish that I could forget the story of books so I could read them again without knowing the ending.
     
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    Foxxie-kun posted on Apr 03, 2010 1:57:13 PM - Report post
     
    Granted, but this happens at random throughout the book, so you can never remember what you just read 30 minutes ago and have to start over.

    I wish I didn't have gas right now...
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    BobaFett posted on Apr 03, 2010 2:01:12 PM - Report post
     
    30 minutes? Who takes 30 minutes to read the hungry caterpillar?

    Anyway, granted, but all gas is removed, including oxygen, so you just doomed us all by suffocation.

    I wish I had an unlimited supply of chocolate.
     
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    NobleCrusader posted on Apr 03, 2010 2:34:37 PM - Report post
     
    Granted but it makes you so fat you become immobile

    I wish I wish I was a giant man-eating fish
     
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    Dancer posted on Apr 03, 2010 2:35:58 PM - Report post
     
    quote:
    originally posted by 1bobafettrules

    30 minutes? Who takes 30 minutes to read the hungry caterpillar?

    Anyway, granted, but all gas is removed, including oxygen, so you just doomed us all by suffocation.

    I wish I had an unlimited supply of chocolate.

    Granted but you receive it by taking it from the bum of cats.

    I wish this wish will never be granted.

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