Off-Topic Discussions

Granted, but the thread was a spam and the mods deletes it.

I wish I have a healthy life

Granted, you die in five seconds (sorry)

I wish twilight didn't exist.

Granted. It's now called "Vampire Love Story", but is otherwise unchanged.

I wish the cake wasn't a lie.

Granted, but the cake is in the fire that you descend into, so you have to chose, life or cake?

I wish that i had more food.

Granted, but its unfit for consumption.

I wish I had superpowers.

Granted, you gain the superpower to lose skin faster whenever you don't think about Hitler in a bikini.

I wish I ruled the world.

Granted, you're king of Earth, but you have no control over anything, you're a trophy monarch, like the Queen of England. No political power whatsoever, just a living national treasure, except that no country will have you as their treasure.

I wish I had more burger king to eat...

Granted, but you die from some obesity related illness.


I wish for world peace.