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    Lord Vader posted on Mar 13, 2010 8:57:12 PM - Report post
     
    u don't eject out of a soviet fighter jet..the fighter jet ejects u
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    AdmiralThrawn posted on Mar 13, 2010 10:27:55 PM - Report post
     
    In Soviet Russia, joke gets tired of you.
    /--\
    Keep Calm
    And
    Throw a blanket over it

    Ten minutes of entertainment, crammed into three hours.
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    airhead posted on Mar 13, 2010 10:41:50 PM - Report post
     
    In soviet russia, russian soviets live there.

    I'm not that good at this guys
    /--\
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    AdmiralAckbar posted on Mar 14, 2010 7:07:16 AM - Report post
     
    In great communist Soviet Russia where beloved comrade Stalin rules you don't smell your feet, your feet smell you.
    Ayy lmao
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    HonestGamer posted on Mar 14, 2010 7:10:22 AM - Report post
     
    In Soviet Russia you don't eat food, food eats you!
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    DayDreamer85 posted on Mar 14, 2010 7:13:32 AM - Report post
     
    In Soviet Russia, you don't drive a car, car drives you!
    Never WISH to be a DAYDREAMER like me!
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    HonestGamer posted on Mar 14, 2010 7:20:01 AM - Report post
     
    In soviet Russia, gun does not kill you, you kill gun.

    Not very good, eh?
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    AdmiralAckbar posted on Mar 14, 2010 7:21:14 AM - Report post
     
    In Soviet Russia you don't blow up balloons, balloons blow you up.
    Ayy lmao
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