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gammerman posted on Mar 12, 2010 2:08:08 PM - Report post

ill start

in soviet russia law break you!!!!!

Dis Is How I Roll !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Dhampy posted on Mar 12, 2010 2:46:46 PM - Report post

I did a Yakov Smirnoff joke on my Facebook this morning.

"In Soviet Russia, Department of Education screws you! Oh, wait. That's in Soviet America as well. ****."

In the end they will lay their freedom at our feet and say to us, 'Make us your slaves, but feed us.'

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Elite posted on Mar 12, 2010 3:40:15 PM - Report post

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originally posted by Dhampy

I did a Yakov Smirnoff joke on my Facebook this morning.

"In Soviet Russia, Department of Education screws you! Oh, wait. That's in Soviet America as well. ****."

I saw it and liked it

In soviet Russia you don't post threads, threads post you!

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KiddCold posted on Mar 12, 2010 4:31:58 PM - Report post

In Soviet Russia, porn watches you!

"A prisoner of war is a man who tries to kill you and fails, and then asks you not to kill him" - Winston Churchill

Drag Racing and Cars...it's in my blood..

Our Hearts Are Filled With Metal,And Masters We Have None,And We Will Die For Metal,Metal Heals \\m//

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latios_power posted on Mar 12, 2010 5:25:13 PM - Report post

In soviet Russia you don't get punk'd, punk'd gets you.

~King of Dark~
â™®C.0.Wâ™®
My Past has determined your future
My torrential pain will be your unspeakable suffering
Your days are numbered
Don't fear the end
Pray for it
and unlike your own mortality
My thirst for vengeance
WILL NEVER DIE

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Foxxie-kun posted on Mar 13, 2010 11:33:41 AM - Report post

In Soviet Russia, presents open YOU!

In Soviet Russia, burger eats YOU!

In Soviet Russia, Moderator or Administrator's messages get deleted at the request of YOU! (Lol gamefaqs...)

Yo.

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HonestGamer posted on Mar 13, 2010 11:50:29 AM - Report post

In Soviet Russia, your parents are born because of you!

Life is best for those who enjoy it, difficult for those who analyze it and worst for those who criticize it.

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Woffie posted on Mar 13, 2010 8:24:10 PM - Report post

In soviet Russia, you don't shoot gun. Gun Shoots you.

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