a man said to his mrs "what would u do if i won the lottery?" she said "i would take half and leave you" so the man replies"i won 20 quid, so heres a tenner nw go pack your bags!"
a new car for the mrs......a great swap
--------------------------------------------------------------------------- "The art of leadership, consists in consolidating the attention of the people against a single adversary and taking care that nothing will split up that attention." Adolf Hitler
"Renovate Animos" (Refresh the Spirit) Frimley Park CTC
Last week I told my wife we need a home improvement loan. She offered me $1000 to move out.
I called her up I said "Honey, I'm thinking about the last time we had sex, I'm getting excited". She said "Who is this?".
Edit- I mean, that Rodney Dangerfield is all bad jokes.
[Edited by Dhampy, 3/12/2010 9:49:56 AM]
--------------------------------------------------------------------------- In the end they will lay their freedom at our feet and say to us, 'Make us your slaves, but feed us.'
What do you get when you cross a pig and a centipede?
Bacon and legs.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ness! It looks like you got your head handed to you... So, how about giving it another shot?
A man liked to walk but "to walk" didn't like him.
how cool was that joke ?
--------------------------------------------------------------------------- ~King of Dark~ ♮C.0.W♮ My Past has determined your future My torrential pain will be your unspeakable suffering Your days are numbered Don't fear the end Pray for it and unlike your own immortality My thirst for vengeance WILL NEVER DIE
--------------------------------------------------------------------------- ~King of Dark~ ♮C.0.W♮ My Past has determined your future My torrential pain will be your unspeakable suffering Your days are numbered Don't fear the end Pray for it and unlike your own immortality My thirst for vengeance WILL NEVER DIE
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