captainkirk posted on Mar 12, 2010 8:59:53 AM - Report post
ok, just post anybad jokes you know. i have 3
whta do u call a boxer that sucks? mike dyson
a man said to his mrs "what would u do if i won the lottery?" she said "i would take half and leave you" so the man replies"i won 20 quid, so heres a tenner nw go pack your bags!"
a new car for the mrs......a great swap
"The art of leadership, consists in consolidating the attention of the people against a single adversary and taking care that nothing will split up that attention." Adolf Hitler
"Renovate Animos" (Refresh the Spirit) Frimley Park CTC
"Serve To Lead" Sandhurst Military Academy
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shianova posted on Mar 12, 2010 9:32:03 AM - Report post
Why didn't the grizzly wear any shoes? He wanted to go bear foot.
Chichay posted on Mar 12, 2010 10:24:57 AM - Report post
What do you get when you cross a pig and a centipede?
Bacon and legs.
Ness! It looks like you got your head handed to you... So, how about giving it another shot?
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Neo7 posted on Mar 12, 2010 10:30:17 AM - Report post
What kind of applause does a tiger give? A roaring one.
Your bitterness, I will dispel
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latios_power posted on Mar 12, 2010 5:22:10 PM - Report post
A man liked to walk but "to walk" didn't like him.
how cool was that joke ?
~King of Dark~ â™®C.0.Wâ™® My Past has determined your future My torrential pain will be your unspeakable suffering Your days are numbered Don't fear the end Pray for it and unlike your own mortality My thirst for vengeance WILL NEVER DIE
[Married to Raha <3]
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king-of-games posted on Mar 12, 2010 5:30:31 PM - Report post
Thank Dragon Ball Z for the following...
You can tune a piano... but you can't tune a fish!!!
~King of Dark~ â™®C.0.Wâ™® My Past has determined your future My torrential pain will be your unspeakable suffering Your days are numbered Don't fear the end Pray for it and unlike your own mortality My thirst for vengeance WILL NEVER DIE