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    captainkirk posted on Mar 12, 2010 8:59:53 AM - Report post
     
    ok, just post anybad jokes you know. i have 3

    whta do u call a boxer that sucks? mike dyson

    a man said to his mrs "what would u do if i won the lottery?" she said "i would take half and leave you" so the man replies"i won 20 quid, so heres a tenner nw go pack your bags!"

    a new car for the mrs......a great swap
    "The art of leadership, consists in consolidating the attention of the people against a single adversary and taking care that nothing will split up that attention."
    Adolf Hitler

    "Renovate Animos" (Refresh the Spirit)
    Frimley Park CTC

    "Serve To Lead"
    Sandhurst Military Academy
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    shianova posted on Mar 12, 2010 9:32:03 AM - Report post
     
    Why didn't the grizzly wear any shoes?
    He wanted to go bear foot.


    [Edited by shianova, 3/12/2010 10:28:23 AM]
    Because French Is Awesome.

    (\__/) (\_(\(\(\
    (='.'=)(=':' )(-_-)
    (')_(')(,(')(')(_(")(")

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    Dhampy posted on Mar 12, 2010 9:47:10 AM - Report post
     
    I would steer you toward Rodney Dangerfield.

    Link

    Last week I told my wife we need a home improvement loan. She offered me $1000 to move out.

    I called her up I said "Honey, I'm thinking about the last time we had sex, I'm getting excited". She said "Who is this?".

    Edit- I mean, that Rodney Dangerfield is all bad jokes.

    [Edited by Dhampy, 3/12/2010 9:49:56 AM]
    In the end they will lay their freedom at our feet and say to us, 'Make us your slaves, but feed us.'

    List of CHU'ers on deviantART--SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL DEVIANTS!

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    Chichay posted on Mar 12, 2010 10:24:57 AM - Report post
     
    What do you get when you cross a pig and a centipede?

    Bacon and legs.
    Ness!
    It looks like you got your head handed to you...
    So, how about giving it another shot?
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    Neo7 posted on Mar 12, 2010 10:30:17 AM - Report post
     
    What kind of applause does a tiger give?
    A roaring one.
    Your bitterness, I will dispel
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    latios_power posted on Mar 12, 2010 5:22:10 PM - Report post
     
    A man liked to walk but "to walk" didn't like him.


    how cool was that joke ?
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    My torrential pain will be your unspeakable suffering
    Your days are numbered
    Don't fear the end
    Pray for it
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    king-of-games posted on Mar 12, 2010 5:30:31 PM - Report post
     
    Thank Dragon Ball Z for the following...


    You can tune a piano... but you can't tune a fish!!!


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    [Edited by king-of-games, 3/12/2010 5:30:53 PM]
    FOLLOW ME ON TIKTOK....

    https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMJSD8wm9

    @BenBenSecretBear
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    latios_power posted on Mar 12, 2010 5:38:26 PM - Report post
     
    quote:
    originally posted by king-of-games

    Thank Dragon Ball Z for the following...


    You can tune a piano... but you can't tune a fish!!!


    Link

    [Edited by king-of-games, 3/12/2010 5:30:53 PM]

    Dragonball Z ftw!

    ~King of Dark~
    â™®C.0.Wâ™®
    My Past has determined your future
    My torrential pain will be your unspeakable suffering
    Your days are numbered
    Don't fear the end
    Pray for it
    and unlike your own mortality
    My thirst for vengeance
    WILL NEVER DIE

    [Married to Raha <3]
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