Dhampy, come on, everyone knows realistically portrayed dragons kick the ever loving balls off of Edward Cullen and his merry band of fairies and ho girlfriend who'd cheat on him with a wolf (I smell rule 34/46!).
I worship the ground Paolini walks on, whereas the ground that ho that wrote Twilight is forever plagued by a -20 Intelligence panel for all eternity.
I can't wait for the final book in the Inheritance cycle.
"realistically portrayed dragons"
Your opinion on this matter is now invalid.
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Twilight is pretty bad, but the other option isn't anything special. I never liked how the first book's title is just "Dragon" but with one letter changed.
Twilight is pretty bad, but the other option isn't anything special. I never liked how the first book's title is just "Dragon" but with one letter changed.
Eragon was bad. But not unbearable bad like Twilight. Just bad.
Activating fanboy rage: Initiating bombardment.
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!
*slaps Malyg 10,000 times a second until his face melts off from the friction*
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[bmrsplgrs] Oh mah gawd I love boomer splooge!
[SG]
Steam: Dole_Kyle
Child of FFQueen92 and Zeth_Durron! I love my parents! ^w^
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