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    Dhampy posted on Jan 22, 2010 8:57:15 PM - Report post
     
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    Christianity: the belief that come cosmic jewish zombie can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-women was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree....... makes perfect sense



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    It makes perfect sense in the context of the overall evolution of western religion as a bellweather for the laziness of man. It continually becomes easier and easier to reach the end reward. Ancient greeks all went to hell, unless the gods made you one of them. Warrior cults, like the vikings and germans, you got into heaven for dying bravely. Medieval catholics got into heaven by buying it. Then luther, the ultimate in laziness, said that all you have to do is believe. The next evolutionary step will be 'eat bacon and be saved'.



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    Which im totally down with cause bacon is delicious and who wouldnt want to be saved by bacon!! Haha



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    shianova posted on Jan 22, 2010 11:35:36 PM - Report post
     
    Bacon is what keeps the world going round.

    Because French Is Awesome.

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    Dhampy posted on Jan 23, 2010 7:24:46 AM - Report post
     
    I read this again. Now I'm hungry.
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    Darkish posted on Jan 23, 2010 4:29:45 PM - Report post
     
    Yeah but pigs store their urine in their skin. Fact.

    So bacon really isn't all that great...<_<
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    Dhampy posted on Jan 23, 2010 5:16:26 PM - Report post
     
    I hate to be the one who teaches anatomy, but bacon can be referred to as "flesh". And "flesh" is what is underneath the "skin".
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    Dhampy posted on Jan 23, 2010 5:16:56 PM - Report post
     
    Also, humans pee out of their skin as well. It's called sweat.
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    Dhampy posted on Jan 23, 2010 5:17:06 PM - Report post
     
    Also, I like bacon.
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    AdmiralAckbar posted on Jan 23, 2010 5:28:52 PM - Report post
     
    Steph raises a good argument *nods head and holds his chin with his hand*
    Ayy lmao
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