Off-Topic Discussions

granted, but you end up getting stuck between two unflattering metaphysical states and now you're a freak everyone gawkes at.

i wish i was immortal

granted but you can never have anything more than a shallow relationship, as you know they`ll die in front of you in what will seem to you as a blink of an eye. I wish for the next person to have a happy surprise today.

granted..... but I didn't


I wish I would win the lottery tomorrow

Granted, but someone jacks you of all your possesions and your money is no good.

I wish my bf would come back to me.

Granted, he comes back, says he forgot his CD, retrieves it and goes away.

I wish the word "meaning" lost it's.

granted, but now the word meaning has no meaning and is just another in a long line of jibberish words that don't mean anything, contributing to the further degeneration of the english language.

i wish i never had to work another day in my life, but still could remain in the luxury to which i've become accustomed and have a regular source of income.

[Edited by TalonKarde, 1/2/2011 12:12:35 PM]

Granted.

You don't have to work at all. You live in a luxurious mansion with private butlers and such and such.
However your luxurious home, private butlers and all sorts of odds and ends need more maintenance than your income, which is albeit regular very very low... dirt cheap in fact.
You remained in the luxury of it for quite some time... a whole month as a matter of fact.
Quite a lot for someone with your income... if it can be called that.

I wish that penguins could fly.

Granted, but they soon take advantage and create armories and begin to commence regular airstrikes on the world capitals, reducing the world population to 7 million. Much of the landscape is irradiated, and there is no civilisation. There are camps for outlanders scattered every square 500 miles or so. The world as we know it ends.

I wish I could do the Rubiks Cube faster.