It was a lovely winter morning and as Billy and Sarah woke up from their beds, they noticed it had snowed all night. With excitement rushing through their bodies they rush downstairs, put their little woolen scarves on and little woolen hats and start to play with the snow in the garden. Their mother wakes up and watches them from the kitchen window with a little content smile on her face. The children start to build a snowman and the mother comes out to help, they all pitch in and share a day of laughter and frolic. Soon enough, the most wonderful snowman in the world is made and stood firmly and proudly in the garden. It had a smile of coal, a carrot for a nose and their father's old hat on. The children were now tired so, their mother took them inside to sit together by the fire. While they were inside a bird lands on a branch overlooking the snowman and says, "Oh, hello Mr. snowman, how glorious you look, that family sure put a lot of love into making you! I sure do love the snow it makes everything look beautiful, don't you think?" The snowman turns to look at the bird and replies, "SHUT YOUR ****ING FACE YOU STUPID ****ING BIRD!"
Sorry, I just made that up, I don't know why.
[Edited by Dancer, 11/21/2009 6:22:53 PM]
A) You seem to be in a Mood for spamming...
B) You wanted to use **** a bit...
C) Think you might be in a foul mood, try calming yourself a bit....
( <---- This is coz I felt like spamming this smiley... I like it..)
It was a lovely winter morning and as Billy and Sarah woke up from their beds, they noticed it had snowed all night. With excitement rushing through their bodies they rush downstairs, put their little woolen scarves on and little woolen hats and start to play with the snow in the garden. Their mother wakes up and watches them from the kitchen window with a little content smile on her face. The children start to build a snowman and the mother comes out to help, they all pitch in and share a day of laughter and frolic. Soon enough, the most wonderful snowman in the world is made and stood firmly and proudly in the garden. It had a smile of coal, a carrot for a nose and their father's old hat on. The children were now tired so, their mother took them inside to sit together by the fire. While they were inside a bird lands on a branch overlooking the snowman and says, "Oh, hello Mr. snowman, how glorious you look, that family sure put a lot of love into making you! I sure do love the snow it makes everything look beautiful, don't you think?" The snowman turns to look at the bird and replies, "SHUT YOUR ****ING FACE YOU STUPID ****ING BIRD!"
Sorry, I just made that up, I don't know why.
[Edited by Dancer, 11/21/2009 6:22:53 PM]
A) You seem to be in a Mood for spamming...
B) You wanted to use **** a bit...
C) Think you might be in a foul mood, try calming yourself a bit....
( <---- This is coz I felt like spamming this smiley... I like it..)
A) It's not always appropriate to openly analyse something when you have a slender grasp on understanding creativity and satire.
Now, I am sad.
[Edited by Dancer, 11/22/2009 11:30:59 AM]