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    Dancer posted on Nov 13, 2009 7:09:34 AM - Report post
     
    Lets say, hypothetically, you could theoretically travel backwards in time.

    You can only go backwards and then return once, what would you do?

    For the sake of this topic to be interesting, lets forget the possibility that anything you do in the past voids your existence.

    Go Johnny, go go go go!

    Edit: If you mention a certain someone you get your name put in the space below under the title "worst imagination".

    ************Worst Imagination Award***************



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    [Edited by Dancer, 11/13/2009 7:11:35 AM]
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    QueenNic posted on Nov 13, 2009 7:32:39 AM - Report post
     
    I'd go steal Love's Labour's Won and visit a Tudor asylum.

    Then I'd return and act smug for the rest of my life, because I'd have a rare play.

    Maybe I should stay away from books and the theatre for a while...
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    AdmiralAckbar posted on Nov 13, 2009 7:45:24 AM - Report post
     
    quote:
    originally posted by Dancer

    Lets say, hypothetically, you could theoretically travel backwards in time.

    You can only go backwards and then return once, what would you do?

    For the sake of this topic to be interesting, lets forget the possibility that anything you do in the past voids your existence.

    Go Johnny, go go go go!

    Edit: If you mention a certain someone you get your name put in the space below under the title "worst imagination".

    ************Worst Imagination Award***************



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    [Edited by Dancer, 11/13/2009 7:11:35 AM]

    Certain someone? You mean "God"? Nah, I'll do one better than that...
    I'll travel back in time waaay back to the time of the primordial soup and take a leak in it. I'll return to the present and gaze with amazement at the horror. The horror being the world nothing different from when I left.

    Now do I get the award or what?

    Ayy lmao
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    Dancer posted on Nov 13, 2009 7:46:40 AM - Report post
     
    quote:
    originally posted by Spamwise_GameG

    quote:
    originally posted by Dancer

    Lets say, hypothetically, you could theoretically travel backwards in time.

    You can only go backwards and then return once, what would you do?

    For the sake of this topic to be interesting, lets forget the possibility that anything you do in the past voids your existence.

    Go Johnny, go go go go!

    Edit: If you mention a certain someone you get your name put in the space below under the title "worst imagination".

    ************Worst Imagination Award***************



    **********************************************************

    [Edited by Dancer, 11/13/2009 7:11:35 AM]

    Certain someone? You mean "God"? Nah, I'll do one better than that...
    I'll travel back in time waaay back to the time of the primordial soup and take a leak in it. I'll return to the present and gaze with amazement at the horror. The horror being the world nothing different from when I left.

    Now do I get the award or what?

    Nope, it isn't god.

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    AdmiralAckbar posted on Nov 13, 2009 7:48:59 AM - Report post
     
    quote:
    originally posted by Dancer

    quote:
    originally posted by Spamwise_GameG

    quote:
    originally posted by Dancer

    Lets say, hypothetically, you could theoretically travel backwards in time.

    You can only go backwards and then return once, what would you do?

    For the sake of this topic to be interesting, lets forget the possibility that anything you do in the past voids your existence.

    Go Johnny, go go go go!

    Edit: If you mention a certain someone you get your name put in the space below under the title "worst imagination".

    ************Worst Imagination Award***************



    **********************************************************

    [Edited by Dancer, 11/13/2009 7:11:35 AM]

    Certain someone? You mean "God"? Nah, I'll do one better than that...
    I'll travel back in time waaay back to the time of the primordial soup and take a leak in it. I'll return to the present and gaze with amazement at the horror. The horror being the world nothing different from when I left.

    Now do I get the award or what?

    Nope, it isn't god.

    Ok, I'm intrigued. But instead of ruining a perfectly good topic by posting a bunch of suggestions and you answering yes and/or no, how about you tell me who it is and we'll call it even?

    Ayy lmao
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    Dhampy posted on Nov 13, 2009 8:01:34 AM - Report post
     
    I would travel about a year in the past and kick myself in the balls.

    Edit- I hope I get the worst imagination award for obliquely mentioning a certain someone.

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    Foxxie-kun posted on Nov 13, 2009 8:17:46 AM - Report post
     
    I'd travel back in time to when the Matthew Shepard murder occurred, shoot the two perps dead before they hurt him, then help him home safe and sound. Since technically I was only about 2 or 3 years old at the time, if I leave any DNA evidence at all (Unlikely), they'd still be hard-pressed to convince a jury that a toddler got to the south from Oregon, used a .357 Magnum to shoot two guys dead with pinpoint precision execution style at a downward angle to their skulls from a standing position, and get back without his mommy and daddy realizing he had gone for even a few moments.

    The perfect crime/Divine Retribution from the time-travelling gay guy

    Either that or convince Bobby "Satan" Kotick to persue a career with Enron or another defunct company leaving him unemployed for the rest of his life.

    Or if either of those were impossible, maybe just give my mom the winning lottery numbers for the $10+ Million powerball that went last year or the year before.

    It's too hard to choose! A big step in gay rights, a big step in videogame integrity, or vast personal gain...
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    Zeth_Durron posted on Nov 13, 2009 8:36:11 AM - Report post
     
    The worst imagination thing is, "I'd go back in time and kill Hitler."

    Anyway, I would probably go back about seven months and plan things out a little better.
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