Off-Topic Discussions

*jams last zombie into high-bypass cooling duct and watches it get chopped to pieces*

*sighs*

*drops sword and Colt, slumps to the ground, chugs the rest of the whiskey*

*runs in*

Sorry, there were these aliens invading austra...

*sees the remains of the zombies*

*trips over a mangled arm and faceplants*

Ugh, help.

*falls sleep for a few hours*

*wakes up and goes to take a shower*

*comes back and eats my way through a plate of cookies*

I'm willing to share.

*finally get up from the massage chair feeling happy and relaxed*

*strolls into the clocktower, carrying a bag of souvenirs*

Alright kids, what have I missed during my trip to England?

*starts checking various statuses on a large computer*

*exhausted from playing me2 for 8 hours straight*

*falls asleep on the keyboard*

Yay, mommy's home! *glomps Mommy*

I wuv chu Mommy! I missed you!

*cuddles Mommy*

I fed the kids while you were gone.