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*jumps down and catches Thrawnie*

*places him safely on the ground*

Thanks for the save, love.

Pity I didn't get to smash through the marble receptionist desk though. That would have been a perfectly overdramatic entrance.

Anyway, I'd better go up and repair the clock.

*Leaps from the mid floor of the tower as a cybernetic zombie supersoldier pops out of the ground near the tower, then gracefully cleaves it in half with my telescoping beam-edged sword, leaving a gigantic pool of clotting blood and entrails on the ground as the halves of the creature fall to the ground with a thud*

The bigger they are, right?

*Spin-slashes a dozen zombies attracted by my entrance and plants a brightly flashing and loudly beeping black-powder and ball-bearings shrapnel pipebomb, then leaps back to the floor I was on with a single bound, producing my anti-material burst-fire frag-round sniper and peppers the area with pinpoint sniper bursts into skulls, torsos, bellies, and faces of the zombies and other assorted infected, then finally grabbing my heavy ordnance, a Big ****ing Gun (AKA, mini-nuke launcher), and blowing the hell out of the area*

Well then, that's one cluster of braindead cannonfodder down. Let's see if we can get a nest, all right F0-X 93-R, set a course for the Armory. I need some ammo and a new set of sidearms.

*strolls off with a combat drone decloaking behind me, arming silent-sensors and silenced Equalizer Weapons suite*

*stares after Foxxie*

*puts on Zoey outfit*

*turns off flashlight*

*sexy walks to avoid zombies*

*Blade Fury's through a giant crowd of zombies mowing them all down*

*spots a Witch*

*keeps flashlight off*

*sneaks up behind*

*crouches*

*shoots four times with shotgun*

*stands and looks at corpse, shotgun in hand*

She just loves my pump-action.

*Picks up a shotgun on the ground*

...

How do you use one of these?

*throws it away and takes out swords and charges at another group of zombies*

*Says Good Bye to poor zombies*

[Edited by Evanscense, 2/3/2010 6:06:37 AM]