*Talk to corporate*
*Approve memos *
*Lead a workshop *
*Remember birthdays *
*Direct workflow *
*My own bathroom *
*Micromanage *
*Promote Synergy*
*Hit on Debra *
*Get rejected *
*Swallow sadness *
*Send some faxes*
*Call a sex line*
*Cry deeply *
*Demand a refund*
*Eat a bagel*
*Harrassment lawsuit *
*No promotion *
*Fifth of vodka *
***** on Debra's desk*
*Buy a gun *
*In my mouth*
Oh **** man I can't ****ing do it... ****!
****** out *
*Puke on Debra's desk *
*Jump out the window*
*Suck a dude's *****
*Score some coke*
*Crash my car *
*Suck my own *****
*Eat some chicken strips *
*Chop my balls off *
*Black out in the sewer*
*Meet a giant fish *
***** its brains out*
*Turn into a jet *
*Bomb the Russians *
*Crash into the sun*
*Now I'm dead*
[Edited by Dancer, 1/2/2010 9:52:26 AM]
like a boss
Haha, yeah.
@Gorillaz2-D: You can't kick your problems away.
[Edited by Dancer, 1/2/2010 11:57:05 AM]
*kisses Thrawny on the cheek*
*takes the hat*
*cute girlish smile*
*puts on the hat and walks away*
God dammit. *watches forlornly as she saunters away*
*Is bored*
*Drops a bomb at clocktower*
*installs point-defense system on tower, which vaporizes both bombs*
*skips over and gives Thrawny his hat back*
*kisses Thrawny again*
*goes to play L4D*
*brain crashes*
*falls over without moving a muscle*
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