My phone company (or city or whoever handles that sector) won't stop mailing my house phone books. I can build a fort with all the copies I have.
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You'll be able to make a ton of money in bets against drunk friends.
All of the phonebooks I have access to are about 5 times as thick as the one in the examples.
Then cut them in half down the spine and make a makeshift cover out of cardboard or something.
ugh.... its 5pm and I just got up...
Just in time for supper.
ugh.... its 5pm and I just got up...
Just in time for supper.
That's too early for supper.
ugh.... its 5pm and I just got up...
Just in time for supper.
That's too early for supper.
We call it dinner in normal land.
We call normal land America
No, I call that idiot-ville.
Forty-two and Insom just make it better